06-23-2016, 08:09 AM
I am sure that we all are aware of cotton candy. Well it seems that cotton candy really gets the right people off so much to the point that they decided to make it even more so readily available for the masses by liquifying and injecting it into grapes. Cotton candy grapes are a real thing and I believe they are a threat to mankind. We have cotton candy grapes now, what is to say that soon we won't have pizza strawberries, or a cheeseburger peach or peanut butter cup kale! Christ almighty do we really not give a fuck about future generations so much that we will just destroy their pallets with these horrible fruit hybrids! This is all because of grapes. If grapes didn't exist then none of this would have happened. Fuck you grapes. Fuck you so much.
"Say, Bill. Would you rub some of this powder on my lips?" - Bug