Grape Thread

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Needs an orange wig and then we're good to go

[InterzoneagentN]

I hear you on the orange wig, truly I do. Orange wigs are in, they are hot right now if you are a cow fucking, racist white piece of shit. So while I hear you and understand its popularity I also respectfully reject the nomination of the orange wig.  I would much rather be wrinkled with curly hair, a stern face and a satirical gleam in my eyes who is remember for being an intelligent smart ass.

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Any updates in the grape world?

[InterzoneagentN]

I am sure that we all are aware of cotton candy. Well it seems that cotton candy really gets the right people off so much to the point that they decided to make it even more so readily available for the masses by liquifying and injecting it into grapes. Cotton candy grapes are a real thing and I believe they are a threat to mankind. We have cotton candy grapes now, what is to say that soon we won't have pizza strawberries, or a cheeseburger peach or peanut butter cup kale! Christ almighty do we really not give a fuck about future generations so much that we will just destroy their pallets with these horrible fruit hybrids! This is all because of grapes. If grapes didn't exist then none of this would have happened. Fuck you grapes. Fuck you so much.

[kadaver]

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20 not entirely interesting facts about grapes:

1. Grapes appear in many colours. White, red, black, blue, green, purple and golden.
2. There are over 8,000 grape varieties worldwide.
3. The grape appears in the top ten of the world’s favourite fruits, along with tomatoes, mangos and bananas.
4. The USA imports 25% of their grapes from Chile.
5. Grapes are botanically classed as berries.
6. The average person eats 3.6kg’s of grapes a year.

7. The oldest grapevine in America is a 400 year old Scuppernong vine in North Carolina.

8. Dried grapes (raisins) contain only 15% water.

9. The production of wine from grapes started as early as 5000 BC.
10. Grapes help minimize the risk of heart attacks because they increase the levels of nitric acid in the blood which prevents blood clots.
11. Grapes are used to help cure asthma indigestion, migraine, kidnеy disease and fatigue.
12. Grapes contain low levels of chоlеstеrоl, sodium and fat and are rich in vitаmins K and C
13. Grapes are a laxative if you eat too many.
14. Grapes are 80% water so make a good snack, low in calories.
15. On average one acre of grapes can produce around 15,000 glasses of wine.

16. The grape industry worldwide produces over 72 million tons a year.
17. The grape growing industry is the largest food based industry in the world.
18. Australia produces 1.4 billion litres of wine per year.
19. The area which has the highest concentration of wineries in the world is The Napa Valley in California, with over 200.
20. In the 1800’s many vines in Europe were destroyed by an insect which came from America.

But if you really want to know about grapes, ask a Freemason.

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Any news?

[Aldhissla]

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Grape fight